"My bezzie and biff, Carla Carolina Pudknickers, born on the same day of the month before me (September 26th if you didn't know, which you should) was brought into the world on the shoddy streets of a ruined and reckless village in Venezuala. From a young age, she was disliked by many for her model physique and childlike beauty, and forced into learning to fend for herself. Breaking more than one nose, she grew up rough but ready. Most known for dating long time model and up and coming actor, Colton Haynes, Carla has been said to have a liken to models such as Chrishell Stubbs and is in high demand for high quality TV ads between the hours of 3 and 7 AM.
You will usually find her in a low end club getting trashed and going home with someone she most likely doesn't know, all the lads love her and her little sardines. Being flatchested has never held Carla back in life, she's ever willing to present her baps at any given time. She encompasses many traits but most obvious to the given eye is her will to say what's on everyones mind, no matter how bluntly. Carla has a bright future ahead of her and has been spotted rubbing arms with Louis Tomlinson and his gal pal, Harry Styles. Keep your eyes open because you will probably see her someday, near or far away, repping her heritage with quality men like Wilmer Valderrama." - honeyoil, nov 2011.